I’m not done talking about this kid.If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd all the time he could potentially be the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. He has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.Imagine:
That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout Mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.Or a gnat crawls into your ear…then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood. Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever./rant

I’m not done talking about this kid.

If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd all the time he could potentially be the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. He has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.

Imagine:

That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.

Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout Mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.

Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.

Or a gnat crawls into your ear…then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood.

Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.

But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever.

/rant

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