I’m not done talking about this kid.If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd all the time he could potentially be the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. He has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.Imagine:
That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout Mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.Or a gnat crawls into your ear…then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood. Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever./rant

I’m not done talking about this kid.

If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd all the time he could potentially be the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. He has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.

Imagine:

That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.

Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout Mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.

Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.

Or a gnat crawls into your ear…then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood.

Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.

But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever.

/rant

  1. masterjack23 reblogged this from superheroshowdowns
  2. green-phoenix-virus reblogged this from superheroshowdowns
  3. jlwatersprite12 reblogged this from superheroshowdowns
  4. caged-human reblogged this from superheroshowdowns
  5. princessjacruba reblogged this from superheroshowdowns
  6. pr-ttyodd reblogged this from superheroshowdowns
  7. malec3 reblogged this from superheroshowdowns
  8. ficklecandy reblogged this from superheroshowdowns
  9. aleniadark reblogged this from superheroshowdowns and added:
    HOLY CRAP. That’s awesome.
  10. abbiwood reblogged this from superheroshowdowns and added:
    THIS
  11. yourlordship reblogged this from cheesy-50s-sci-fi-movie
  12. thesadlittleprince reblogged this from cheesy-50s-sci-fi-movie
  13. cheesy-50s-sci-fi-movie reblogged this from superheroshowdowns
  14. viceity reblogged this from sp00ky-teacup
  15. aaasianpersuasion reblogged this from relaxandletitbe
  16. jack3dragon reblogged this from superheroshowdowns
  17. antlurrs reblogged this from minipocalypse